School is back in session. Please be aware of the buses and children.
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My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.
He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”
I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”
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I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked, “Electronic cat and dog call—guaranteed to work”. I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.
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Remember that when you are pointing the finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you.
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Have a good week!
