Jottings By Jerry 4-4-18

It is another setback towards our pursuit of Spring. Green grass will be coming soon and that will lift spirits. Green grass is acceptable even when it’s cold, wet and blowing in the wind. Let’s put the shovel away. April snowstorms are not common when they are predicting up to ten inches of the stuff. There will be mosquitoes in our near future. That short time slot of a couple of weeks we call heaven.

The Buffalo Ridge Ducks Unlimited banquet is April 14. Get involved and have a good time.

* * *

Just before Easter, I remarked to my husband that with the children grown and away from home, this was the first year that we hadn’t dyed eggs and had an Easter-egg hunt.

“That’s all right, honey,” he said “We can just hide each other’s vitamin pills.”

* * *

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company. He said, “Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?”

The applicant replied, “Yes, sir, I did.”

Then the boss said, ”Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. You see, there was no mat.”

* * *

To not make enemies isn’t difficult, as it is merely the accomplishment of a rock unless it is thrown at another.

* * *

Have a good week!!