Minnesota is the best-run state in the nation, according to a new study from USA Today that cites Minnesota’s strong fiscal management, low unemployment and poverty rates, above-average median household income, and the state’s nearly perfect credit rating. Just a few of the reasons we chose to live in Minnesota, despite the snow and cold in the winter and the heat and humidity in the summer.
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A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car’s engine, opened a valve and fixed it.
The mechanic said, “I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why is it you earn more than me?”
The doctor replied, “Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!”
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Wife: “I have blisters on my hands from the broom.”
Husband: (trying to be playful) “Next time take the car, silly.”
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Have a good week!
