Be sure to stop at our booth at the Nobles County Fair this week Wednesday thru Sunday and at the Murray County Fair next week Wednesday, the 17th, thru Saturday, the 20th.
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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”
Guess where I am now …
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Ole says, “I never get mad vhen I play golf…if I miss a shot, I yust laugh. Yesterday I laughed 115 times.”
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Lena had an accident with the family car. As the policeman showed up and started filling out a report, Lena remarked, “Uff Da! Dere sure are a lot of crazy drivers around dis town Dat’s the fifth car I’ve hit today.”
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Have a good week.
